You Know You're a Mummy When #2

You know you're a mummy when...
You find kids toys in odd places.

Have you ever opened your kitchen draw to find this..

Or gone to answer the phone only to realise this phone actually dosent work?

Or perhaps you were in need of getting something out of the cupboard but had to move the parked car first

Or maybe there's a monster underneath your couch that collects kids things and hides them there?
I know I have one

Or even better you find a child where their toys should be?

You wouldnt find these things anywhere but in a home that has children it
and you cant help but giggle and take photo
They just never tell you your house would be literally be take over by these little people
But isn't it the best reminder that your house is filled with fun!

Have you found any toys or kids things in odd Places?

and
If you missed the 1st you know you're a mummy

you can read it here or maybe it should say smell it here?

no its probably a good thing you cant smell it ;)

You know you're a mummy when...

Your sense of smell becomes atuned to poop.

So your in a group of friends all mummas all with kids.

Your all out somewhere enjoying a hot choccie and a coffee

and the kids are all running, crawling & playing together

And then...

"Right! who's pooed?"

One mumma will always catch a whiff of a not so pleasent nappy

which then means the next 5 minutes are spent

chasing kids and checking bums until the culprit is found.

Im convinced kids have a 6th sense to the word "poo"

Even if they arent old enough to understand it or say it

As soon as they hear it wether they are walking or crawling they scatter.

Making our job even harder!

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And dont even get me started on the actual nappy change side of it

They seem to wiggle and squirm more when theres poo inside

So not only do you need 8 arms to juggle baby nappy wipes and clothes

you need to be a ninja to avoid a hand or foot ending up in the wee little surprise ;)

Once said culprit has a clean bum and mum has broken out in a sweat

Normal mothery conversationa and hot drink sipping commences and child running and screaming contintues

Until...

"Right! who's pooed?"

siiiigh here we go again ;)